Application to be Ethan's Girlfriend
As the song goes, we all need somebody to lean on, so here's your chance to be my somebody, if ya make the grade.
The basics
Your name:
Your email address:
Your website address:
Are you a woman?
Yes
No
No, but I plan to be
If you are not a woman, why are you filling out this application?
How old are you?
18
19
20
21
22
note: you must be within this age range
So what's your birthday?
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
May
Jun
Jul
Aug
Sep
Oct
Nov
Dec
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1975
1976
1977
1978
1979
Do you live in Southern California?
Yes
No
Where?
A little more personal
If there is a picture of you on the web, what is it's url?
What color are your eyes?
What color is your hair?
How tall are you? 5'
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
"
note: you must within this height range
How much do you weigh?
Do you have a job?
Yes
No
Do you have your own vehicle?
Yes
No
What kind is it?
note: bonus points given to applicants who drive trucks
Do you live with your parents?
Yes
No
Even more personal
What are your measurements (ie 36-24-36)?
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note: don't lie - you have no idea what kind of women I'm attracted to
What is your cup size?
Are you a virgin?
Yes
No
I'm a technical virgin
Not for a very long time
If no, how many guys have you been with?
1
2
3
the football team
do my clients count?
Not telling
What do you do on a first date?
hold hands
hug
kiss
kiss w/ tongue
grope
give head
Anything you want, big boy
Any comments?
Take no offense, this was a joke, geez....
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