- Where do you work
At the moment, nowhere.
- Where do you go to school?
Riverside Community College
- Are you some kind of flunkie?
No, I was actually eligible to attend California State University straight of High School, but I choose RCC because it's closer to home, cheaper, easier, and in the end I'll have the degree as someone who went to CSU all four years. The key phrase here is that I choose RCC, and didn't end up there by default.
- What are you majoring in?
Accounting/pre-law. Great, just what California needs, another accountant/Lawyer!
- Where do you live?
If you didn't pick up on it, I live in Southern California. Envy ME! To be more speficic, I live in a Moreno Valley, and share a zip code with 200 registered sex offenders. Lucky me.
- Do you have a girlfriend?
No, but if you're interested, feel free to fill out the application to my girlfriend.
- Do you still miss little Jene?
I thought I did for awhile last week, but it turned out to just bad indigestion. But seriously, I've choosen not to dwell in the past, so my consious doesn't know if my subconsious misses her or not. Does that make sense?
- What's with you and girls named Jennifer?
I dunno, but I have dated three girls named Jennifer. Maybe it's a fetish.
- When are you going on a mission?
When you can snatch a bell from my hand without making a sound, grubworm.
- You're Mormon?!!????
Why is everyone so surprised to find that out? It's not like I do anything of the things mormons aren't supposed to do.
- What's your master plan?
Since I was a child I've had the same goal that every little has had at one time:
World Domination
- How old are you?
Twenty.
- Why aren't there more pictures on your site?
So it loads faster, dumbass.
- What's with your truck?
I'm in love with it. As I once told little Jene, "don't be jealous, I had that truck before I had you, and more likely than not, I'll have it long after I no longer have you". I don't know why she got so upset with that statement, seeming how it turned out to be true.
- What type of computer do you have?
AMD K6 233, 4 meg 64 bit video card, 80 megs of ram, sound card, V.90 modem, CD burner, and all the usual trimmings. I built it myself, so I'm contstanly fighting with it.